Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Sexy Advice on Sex part one

I received a comment from one of my readers; she was hoping that my blog would have a sex advice portion. Apparently I am well known in some circles for providing timely and effective advice on the "how to's" of surviving an intimate relationship with a misguided woman and/or man.

Naturally I obliged, as sex is one of my favorite topics.

Dear Andrea,

First off, I want to say you are awesome, and I so excited that you started this blog, so I can read you all the time! Anyways, back to my question, a guy that I'm seeing is a wet kisser, we are pretty honest with each other, but i don't know how to tell him this without hurting his feelings, how can i tell him tactfully?

Swimming in slobber in Kansas City

Well SSKC, sorry to disappoint you, but feelings are meant to be hurt. No but seriously, well they kind of are, okay moving on. Although i recommend good communication skills as essential to maintain any semblance of a functioning relationship (as my failed relationships can attest to), sometimes harsh news like this, just needs a good delivery. So I can assume you have tried all the passive attempts of trying to tell him, like an exaggerated wiping of your mouth after he kisses you, and he still hasn't improved his kissing technique. Naturally i would try humour as my next step. Like after he lays the next big wet one on you, say "hey Kansas city boy do you have a raincoat, it's getting wet in here". Likely, he won't get it and ask a follow up question like, "raincoat, it isn't raining, it hasn't rained in months, can you please elaborate on your statement?" And you will have to come clean at this point, and say, "actually it is kind of wet around my mouth area." And then wave your hand close to your mouth, so he understands. At this point, you are either forced to address the issue, and he becomes mortified and changes OR he dumps your ass. Either way is a bonus because he stops kissing like a dog.

Your welcome,

Andrea

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