Now why on Earth would I commit to that after my careful negotiation with @TheCesspit to change the parameters of our competition? Well that is an excellent question!
The answer is simple: my fans were unimpressed.
Apparently me switching my posting from every week to every other week was seen as "an inability to commit" and just another example of my abandonment issues. Apparently my fans are a tad over dramatic (no wonder they like reading my posts?!).
But seriously, just yesterday I received a strongly toned message from one of my loyal readers who I quote (I shouldn't quote because I don't remember the exact wording but it was kind of like this):
"You have fans all over the world who rely on you! Some of us just finished a really shitty week and look forward to Sundays when you post and now we find out you aren't posting regularly!! It is very disappointing, people want to know what you have to say and it's like you don't even care anymore!!!"
I guess I shouldn't be too surprised by this response given the fan mail I had received last year from that gaggle of gals in Alaska who felt betrayed that I posted about access to guns/mental health services instead of my previously promised blog topic post regarding the importance of drinking clean water....true story.
Seeing as it is Easter, all I can do is admit I was wrong and ask for your forgiveness. After all, I honestly didn't realize the negative impact my decision to post less frequently would have on others. Mostly because I wasn't thinking about others when I made the decision. Nope I was thinking just about me (shocking I know). Yes, I was being selfish. So in an effort to correct another one of my past wrongs, I will go back to posting every Sunday for you my lovely and loyal readers. I will make this sacrifice for you, kind of like Jesus dying on the cross for your sins, I will do this for you.
I'm sorry that was a horribly inappropriate comparison wasn't it?! But it is Easter weekend and you didn't want this post to go by without me mentioning my favourite dude ever, Zombie Jesus! And no I don't think Zombie Jesus is offensive he is fucking cool. See zombies are in right now (well for me they are always in so I'm not sure if this can be taken as a factual statement) and so is Jesus, so naturally I will merge the two. So please get over yourself and your moral superiority and just revel in the fact that all over the world right now people are celebrating Jesus (which some of us affectionately refer to as Zombie Jesus). And that is just cool.
And why is that cool?
Because Jesus is about love. And right now how can we, as a world, not want to get behind the idea of being loving and kind to one another? Honestly being any other way is the true offense. So Happy Easter, I will continue my weekly blogging, everyone is happy. The End.
Now go eat a chocolate bunny and enjoy this selfie...
|First selfie with my new iPhone 6 :)|